000. Thisbe Diggle for ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) breakmods |
[Jan 1st, 12:00am] |
Stay out super late tonight, picking apples, making pies
Put a little something in our lemonade ( and take it with us )
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| 019. 11 December 1979 |
[Dec 11th, 11:41pm] |
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Every so often, I think to myself, "With a war like this going on, I shouldn't be wasting my talents working normal jobs, tending bar, serving ice cream, that sort of thing. I should join the DMLE and become a hitwitch and try to learn to fight Voldemort, and the like." I mean, I didn't take the right classes to become an auror, but I could help in other ways. Or get coffee for people who help. Or something.
And then I realise that, with things going the way they're going, people are going to need alcohol and ice cream now more than ever. So really, it'd be socially irresponsible for me to do anything else. But hey, we've all got to do our part.
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| 018. 24 October 1979 |
[Oct 24th, 9:04pm] |
[ WARDED TO ULYSSES DIGGLE ] So. I have been giving this a lot of thought -- at least... 10 to 15 minutes worth just today, admittedly most of which was spent thinking about costumes, but that is beside the point. Anyway, back to the thinking. I have been thinking that you and I should form our own vigilante organization. But instead of dealing with Death Eaters directly, our responsibility could be to keep our friends from getting murdered by them. We could wear cool spandex costumes and take people's journals away when they do stupid things like bait Death Eaters and try to reduce our overall number of uncles. Before you ask, the costumes could potentially include fashionable hats. What do you say? Question. Is being a hag contagious? Like, if I get bitten by a hag, will I suddenly find myself craving human flesh? I just want to prepare accordingly. I mean, hags have to reproduce somehow, and I certainly can't imagine them doing so sexually.
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| 017. 16 October 1979 |
[Oct 16th, 7:32pm] |
First zombies, then poisoned ducks, now creepy children? I feel like I'm trapped in one of those weird B horror films they show at the cheap muggle cinema near my parents' house. Or a series of them. Honestly, I'm just surprised that not all of these dreadful things happened in Tinworth. Though I am beginning to think that Tinworth is the place where bad horror film plot lines go to die.
I'd say that we should all stay inside and what for it to go away, but apparently, the horror film plot lines are capable of travelling indoors. Stock up on garlic and rock salt. I remember about those being useful for... something.
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| 016. 26 August 1979 |
[Aug 25th, 4:17pm] |
[ WARDED TO FLOREAN FORTESCUE ]Good afternoon, Mr Fortescue,
Do you happen to know what Joey Proudfoot's favorite type of ice cream is? And if so, could you send her a large container of it, charge it to me, and tell her it's from an anonymous (and deeply apologetic) source? I'd do it myself, but she's an auror, so I'm afraid she'll think it's poisonous.
Maybe you could write "definitely not poisonous"
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| 015. 25 August 1979 |
[Aug 25th, 1:01am] |
[ WARDED TO 77-79ers MINUS SLYTHERIN ]So my aunt is slowly turning into an inferius, my uncle is incommunicado, my cousin is locked up in Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, a very nice lady just asked me if I was old enough to apparate, and someone has recently taken to calling me a twelve-year-old prostitute in front of my family, so now my mother is trying to have a Serious Talk with me, and my dad asked if I was using protection.
Who else wants to get completely shit-faced?
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| 014. 21 August 1979 |
[Aug 21st, 11:40am] |
[ AXIS OF SHORT ]Is everyone all right? Except for Tav, who is obviously horrible, but that's not really within the realm of our control right now, and at least he's not in Tinworth, so we know he's not going to turn into a fucking zombie Nobody was in Tinworth last night, were they? We cannot spare any Diggles right now. We're already short one, and we're pretty short to start off with. Inferi? Seriously? What the hell is wrong with Tinworth? Is everyone all right? Anybody hurt? If this is karma, I am so fucked
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| 013. 08 August 1979 |
[Aug 8th, 10:46pm] |
[ WARDED TO 1979ers ]Tav just got arrested. They think he had something to do with that... that business with people getting hurt in the Ministry. It's insane and impossible, but they obviously have enough to hold him. I don't know what's going on. I give up.
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